Obama needs to smoke dope...again

And doing a line of coke again wouldn't hurt, either. It seems our president has apparently forgotten his early years when smoking pot and snorting coke was something he found fun to do. He needs to be reminded of those happy days. So how else to do so but get back into the game? Maybe do it the same way he handled his beer summit. Get an acknowledged and experienced expert on both substances (I'm tanned, rested and ready, by the way, Mr. President), and head out to a nice spot in the Rose Garden and cop a buzz. And talk about how silly and stupid drug prohibition has become. Remind him that his drug pursuits did not impede his ability to succeed. And that the simple fact he never got caught - not his Ivy league education, his eloquence and masterful campaign style, his promise of Hope and Change - is the sole reason he sits where he sits today.

Of course, that's not gonna happen. And neither will any significant progress toward drug policy reform. So why do our drug policy reform leaders still bow and kiss the ring of Obama and smile while receiving all those verbal blowjobs from members of Congress? Being nice is no longer working, if it ever did. We need to call out Obama on his personal and professional hypocrisy, and demand all elected officials explain why they continue to support and pass laws that keep in force the monopoly held by the drug cartels and their dealer networks. Because all these Congressional assholes accuse drug reform advocates of wanting to sell heroin to "the children." No, that's what Congress wants - and votes for. We want to keep drugs out of the hands of minors, and believe a legal and regulated market is the only way to accomplish that goal. So light up and have a snort, Barack, and take a trip down memory lane.

Stay healthy and high when it helps